Visa required
Someone once told me he thought he needed a visa to gain access to me. I’ll let you determine what he was referring to. I found his statement amusing and thought provoking. Mainly because anyone or everyone shouldn't have free range ingress into the Kingdom of Towanda (KOT). This revelation inspired me to create and document criteria for accessing me—the KOT:
A visa is required for entry regardless of intended length of stay
Processing time for a visa is two to six months
In-person interviews only
In the event your application is rejected; you may reapply in three months if the issue(s) is/are resolved and documented and signed by a notary
Passports must be valid for a minimum of eight months at the time of submission with a minimum of eight blank pages in a 28-page book and a minimum of 10 blank pages in a 52-page book
A passport with multiple THOT stamps will require additional interviews and screening
Your intent for visiting KOT must be provided in writing prior to application access
Requests for transiting through KOT will be denied
Visas can be revoked at anytime at the discretion of KOT
Thank you for your interest in the Kingdom of Towanda.